by Josh Seech
November 1st begins one of the manliest months of the entire year. Why? Because it is the start of…
NO SHAVE NOVEMBER!
For those who haven’t heard about this spectacular event, here are the rules:
1. Shave on Oct. 31st.
2. Don’t shave again until Dec. 1st.
Pretty straight forward. Now ladies, don’t think you cannot participate, feel free to let yourself go for the month. The concept is to not use a razor, wax, weird foul smelling chemicals, laser hair removal or tweeze for an entire month. People who are against follicular growth will ask “what is the point?!” Tell them that there is something wonderful about growing out your facial and or other hair if you choose to go that route. The main idea is for men to grow out beards and compete against their friends and/or enemies. Come December 1st, you have a comparison on who indeed has the prestigious “best in class” beard.
Now my fellow participating comrades, there is something to be wary of. First of all, since beards are incredibly awesome, you will have to fight off all of the ladies you come in contact with. People will look at you with a new regard—mainly thinking you might resemble a hobo. Others will look at you and comment on how regal your facial hair truly is. For those of you who have girlfriends/boyfriends/spouses, there has been reports that your significant other will try to counter your beard with threats of “No sex November”. Don’t be caught off guard and fall victim. They only say that out of jealousy and spite that they cannot embrace an awesome face full of furriness.
Do not waiver your right to your beard. You are not alone.
Some of you may not be able to grow beards due to religion (I imagine somewhere that’s against the rules), work, or maybe you cannot get your cheeks to fill in properly. I encourage you to try anyways. If it is indeed an impossible, have no fear because “Mustache March” is right around the corner.
I know a lot of men who are year-round beard carriers. For you, you do not have to shave. You are a part of the pre-existing condition category. Feel free to coach and mentor those who are trying to join the ranks.
“But Josh, I can’t grow a full beard!”
My brother, I know your pain. I too was unable to grow a full, luscious beard at one point in time. Then I turned 12. Kidding. You have to play to win. I once read that men, who anticipate sex, grow beards faster. If that helps, you’re welcome. If you need more support or want some inspiration, feel free to email me at Josh@weouthere.net or leave a comment on this page.
You may be wondering, “what makes you such an expert?!?!”
Glad you asked. I was once featured on www.Beards.org for my man-beard of 09.
Good luck, and may the best beard win!
Josh “Wolfman” Seech